Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ /gcc is the best compressor \ | ever ported to linux. it can turn | | | | 12MB of kernel source (and that's | \ .debbed) into a 500k kernel / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;