Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the \ | elephants coming over the hill? A: "The | | elephants are coming over the hill." | | | | Q: What did he say when saw them coming | | over the hill wearing | | | | sunglasses? A: Nothing, for he didn't | \ recognize them. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;