Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Any dramatic series the producers want \ | us to take seriously as a | | representation of contemporary reality | | cannot be taken seriously as a | | representation of anything -- except a | | show to be ignored by anyone capable of | | sitting upright in a chair and chewing | | gum simultaneously. | | | \ -- Richard Schickel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;