Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Several years ago, an international \ | chess tournament was being held in a | | swank hotel in New York. Most of the | | major stars of the chess world were | | there, and after a grueling day of | | chess, the players and their entourages | | retired to the lobby of the hotel for a | | little refreshment. In the lobby, some | | players got into a heated argument | | about who was the brightest, the | | fastest, and the best chess player in | | the world. The argument got quite loud, | | as various players claimed that honor. | | At that point, a security guard in the | | lobby turned to another guard and | | commented, "If there's anything I just | | can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting | \ in an open foyer." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;