Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Do you know the difference between a \ | yankee and a damyankee? | | | | A yankee comes south to | \ *_____visit*. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;