Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Unix weanies are as bad at this as \ | anyone. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199702111730.JAA28598@wall.org> / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;