Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A memorandum is written not to inform \ | the reader, but to protect the writer. | | | \ -- Dean Acheson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;