Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / My way of joking is to tell the truth. \ | That's the funniest joke in the world. | | | \ -- Muhammad Ali / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;