Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \ | #16: C- | | | | This language was named for the grade | | received by its creator when he | | submitted it as a class project in a | | graduate programming class. C- is best | | described as a "low-level" programming | | language. In fact, the language | | generally requires more C- statements | | than machine-code statements to execute | | a given task. In this respect, it is | \ very similar to COBOL. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;