Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Exhilaration is that feeling you get \ | just after a great idea hits you, and | | just before you realize what is wrong | \ with it. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;