Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I assure you the thought never even \ | crossed my mind, lord." | | | | "Indeed? Then if I were you I'd sue my | | face for slander." | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of | \ Magic" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;