Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Americans' greatest fear is that \ | America will turn out to have been a | | phenomenon, not a civilization. | | | \ -- Shirley Hazzard, "Transit of Venus" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;