Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My love, he's mad, and my love, he's \ | fleet, | | | | And a wild young wood-thing bore him! | | The ways are fair to his roaming feet, | | | | And the skies are sunlit for him. As | | sharply sweet to my heart he seems | | | | As the fragrance of acacia. My own dear | | love, he is all my dreams -- | | | | And I wish he were in Asia. | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker, part 2 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;