Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "This knowledge I pursue is the finest \ | pleasure I have ever known. I could no | | sooner give it up that I could the very | | air that I breath." | | | | -- Paolo Uccello, Renaissance artist, | \ discoverer of the laws of perspective / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;