Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Godwin's Law (prov. [Usenet]): \ | | | As a Usenet discussion grows longer, | | the probability of a | | | | comparison involving Nazis or Hitler | | approaches one." There is a | | | | tradition in many groups that, once | | this occurs, that thread is | | | | over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis | | has automatically lost | | | | whatever argument was in progress. | | Godwin's Law thus guarantees | | | | the existence of an upper bound on | \ thread length in those groups. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;