Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Did you know that if you took all the \ | economists in the world and lined them | | up end to end, they'd still point in | \ the wrong direction? / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;