Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Demographic polls show that you have \ | lost credibility across the board. | | Especially with those 14 year-old | \ Valley girls. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;