Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A large spider in an old house built a \ | beautiful web in which to catch flies. | | Every time a fly landed on the web and | | was entangled in it the spider devoured | | him, so that when another fly came | | along he would think the web was a safe | | and quiet place in which to rest. One | | day a fairly intelligent fly buzzed | | around above the web so long without | | lighting that the spider appeared and | | said, "Come on down." But the fly was | | too clever for him and said, "I never | | light where I don't see other flies and | | I don't see any other flies in your | | house." So he flew away until he came | | to a place where there were a great | | many other flies. He was about to | | settle down among them when a bee | | buzzed up and said, "Hold it, stupid, | | that's flypaper. All those flies are | | trapped." "Don't be silly," said the | | fly, "they're dancing." So he settled | | down and became stuck to the flypaper | | with all the other flies. | | | | Moral: There is no safety in numbers, | | or in anything else. | | | | -- James Thurber, "The Fairly | \ Intelligent Fly" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;