Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / **** IMPORTANT **** ALL USERS PLEASE \ | NOTE **** | | | | Due to a recent systems overload error | | your recent disk files have been | | erased. Therefore, in accordance with | | the UNIX Basic Manual, University of | | Washington Geophysics Manual, and Bylaw | | 9(c), Section XII of the Revised | | Federal Communications Act, you are | | being granted Temporary Disk Space, | | valid for three months from this date, | | subject to the restrictions set forth | | in Appendix II of the Federal | | Communications Handbook (18th edition) | | as well as the references mentioned | | herein. You may apply for more disk | | space at any time. Disk usage in or | | above the eighth percentile will secure | | the removal of all restrictions and you | | will immediately receive your permanent | | disk space. Disk usage in the sixth or | | seventh percentile will not effect the | | validity of your temporary disk space, | | though its expiration date may be | | extended for a period of up to three | | months. A score in the fifth percentile | | or below will result in the withdrawal | \ of your Temporary Disk space. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;