Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Gold, n.: \ | | | A soft malleable metal relatively | | scarce in distribution. It | | | | is mined deep in the earth by poor men | | who then give it to rich | | | | men who immediately bury it back in the | | earth in great prisons, | | | | although gold hasn't done anything to | | them. | | | | -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair | \ Anarchist's Almanac" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;