Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / So, is the glass half empty, half full, \ | or just twice as large as it needs to | \ be? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;