Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Famous last words: \ | | | (1) Don't unplug it, it will just take | | a moment to fix. | | | | (2) Let's take the shortcut, he can't | | see us from there. | | | | (3) What happens if you touch these two | | wires tog-- | | | | (4) We won't need reservations. | | | | (5) It's always sunny there this time | | of the year. | | | | (6) Don't worry, it's not loaded. | | | | (7) They'd never (be stupid enough to) | | make him a manager. | | | \ (8) Don't worry! Women love it! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;