Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Patience is a minor form of despair, \ | disguised as virtue. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce, on qualifiers / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;