Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Important letters which contain no \ | errors will develop errors in the mail. | | Corresponding errors will show up in | | the duplicate while the Boss is reading | | it. Vital papers will demonstrate their | | vitality by spontaneously moving from | | where you left them to where you can't | \ find them. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;