Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Knowledge, sir, should be free to all! \ | | | -- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate | \ 4513.3 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;