Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Data is a lot like humans: It is born. \ | Matures. Gets married to other data, | | divorced. Gets old. One thing that it | | doesn't do is die. It has to be | | killed." | | | \ -- Arthur Miller / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;