Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / While we are sleeping, two-thirds of \ | the world is plotting to do us in. | | | \ -- Dean Rusk / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;