Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Five people -- an Englishman, Russian, \ | American, Frenchman and Irishman were | | each asked to write a book on | | elephants. Some amount of time later | | they had all completed their respective | | books. The Englishman's book was | | entitled "The Elephant -- How to | | Collect Them", the Russian's "The | | Elephant -- Vol. I", the American's | | "The Elephant -- How to Make Money from | | Them", the Frenchman's "The Elephant -- | | Its Mating Habits" and the Irishman's | | "The Elephant and Irish Political | \ History". / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;