Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I do not remember ever having seen a \ | sustained argument by an author which, | | starting from philosophical premises | | likely to meet with general acceptance, | | reached the conclusion that a | | praiseworthy ordering of one's life is | | to devote it to research in | | mathematics. | | | | -- Sir Edmund Whittaker, "Scientific | \ American", Vol. 183 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;