Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect \ | to have many customers. But a diamond | | is a diamond even if there are no | | customers. | | | \ -- Swami Prabhupada / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;