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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  A young married couple had their first \
| child. Their original pride and joy     |
| slowly turned to concern however, for   |
| after a couple of years the child had   |
| never uttered any form of speech. They  |
| hired the best speech therapists,       |
| doctors, psychiatrists, all to no       |
| avail. The child simply refused to      |
| speak. One morning when the child was   |
| five, while the husband was reading the |
| paper, and the wife was feeding the     |
| dog, the little kid looks up from his   |
| bowl and said, "My cereal's cold."      |
|                                         |
| The couple is stunned. The man, in      |
| tears, confronts his son. "Son, after   |
| all these years, why have you waited so |
| long to say something?".                |
|                                         |
| Shrugs the kid, "Everything's been okay |
\ 'til now".                              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;