Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A young married couple had their first \ | child. Their original pride and joy | | slowly turned to concern however, for | | after a couple of years the child had | | never uttered any form of speech. They | | hired the best speech therapists, | | doctors, psychiatrists, all to no | | avail. The child simply refused to | | speak. One morning when the child was | | five, while the husband was reading the | | paper, and the wife was feeding the | | dog, the little kid looks up from his | | bowl and said, "My cereal's cold." | | | | The couple is stunned. The man, in | | tears, confronts his son. "Son, after | | all these years, why have you waited so | | long to say something?". | | | | Shrugs the kid, "Everything's been okay | \ 'til now". / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;