Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / God gave man two ears and one tongue so \ | that we listen twice as much as we | | speak. | | | \ -- Arab proverb / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;