Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Place me on a BUFFER counter while you \ | BELITTLE several BELLHOPS in the | | Trianon Room!! Let me one of your | \ SUBSIDIARIES! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;