Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Interesting poll results reported in \ | today's New York Post: people on the | | street in midtown Manhattan were asked | | whether they approved of the US | | invasion of Grenada. Fifty-three | | percent said yes; 39 percent said no; | | and 8 percent said "Gimme a quarter?" | | | \ -- David Letterman / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;