Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The more data I punch in this card, the \ | lighter it becomes, and the lower the | | mailing cost. | | | | -- S. Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;