Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Connector Conspiracy, n: \ | | | [probably came into prominence with the | | appearance of the KL-10, | | | | none of whose connectors match anything | | else] The tendency of | | | | manufacturers (or, by extension, | | programmers or purveyors of anything) | | | | to come up with new products which | | don't fit together with the old | | | | stuff, thereby making you buy either | | all new stuff or expensive | | | \ interface devices. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;