Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Look at it this way: Your daughter just \ | named the fresh turkey you brought home | | "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a | | canned ham. And you're still drinking | \ ordinary scotch? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;