Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Likewise, the national appetizer, \ | brine-cured herring with raw onions, | | wins few friends, Germans excepted. | | | | -- Darwin Porter "Scandinavia On $50 A | \ Day" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;