Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president \ | of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you | | can see by my suit and the fact that I | | have all these books of equal height on | | the shelves behind me, I am a trained | | legal attorney. Do you have a car or a | | job? Do you ever walk around? If so, | | you probably have the makings of an | | excellent legal case. Although of | | course every case is different, I would | | definitely say that based on my | | experience and training, there's no | | reason why you shouldn't come out of | | this thing with at least a cabin | | cruiser. | | | | "Remember, at the Preston A. Mantis | | Consumers Retail Law Outlet, our motto | | is: 'It is very difficult to disprove | | certain kinds of pain.'" | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Pain and Suffering" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;