Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... before I could come to any \ | conclusion it occurred to me that my | | speech or my silence, indeed any action | | of mine, would be a mere futility. What | | did it matter what anyone knew or | | ignored? What did it matter who was | | manager? One gets sometimes such a | | flash of insight. The essentials of | | this affair lay deep under the surface, | | beyond my reach, and beyond my power of | | meddling. | | | \ -- Joseph Conrad / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;