Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Ultra Short Term Nostalgia: \ | | | Homesickness for the extremely recent | | past: "God, things seemed so much | | better in the world last week." | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;