Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Lying lips are abomination to the \ | Lord; but they that deal truly are his | | | | delight. | | | | A soft answer turneth away wrath; but | | grievous words stir up anger. | | | | He that answereth a matter before he | | heareth it, it is folly and shame unto | | | | him. | | | | Be not a witness against thy neighbor | | without cause; and deceive not with | | | | thy lips. | | | | Death and life are in the power of the | | tongue." | | | | -- Proverbs, some selections from the | \ Jewish Scripture / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;