Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Burke's Postulates: \ | | | Anything is possible if you don't know | | what you are talking about. | | | | Don't create a problem for which you do | \ not have the answer. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;