Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid \ | I'm gonna wind up an old maid. Groucho: | | Well, bring her in and we'll wind her | | up together. Nurse Donna: Do you | | believe in computer dating? Groucho: | | Only if the computers really love each | \ other. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;