Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Confess your sins to the Lord and you \ | will be forgiven; confess them to man | | and you will be laughed at. | | | \ -- Josh Billings / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;