Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Three actors, Tom, Fred, and Cec, \ | wanted to do the jousting scene from | | Don Quixote for a local TV show. "I'll | | play the title role," proposed Tom. | | "Fred can portray Sancho Panza, and | \ Cecil B. De Mille." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;