Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Flinny: black crontab magic kinda \ | stuff :) Joy: does that mean | | people get to dance naked around | | bonfires | | | | chanting strange things and waving | | their arms about in a silly | | | | manner? knghtbrd: what do you | \ *think* people do at novare? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;