Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / What is status? \ | | | Status is when the President calls you | | for your opinion. | | | | Uh, no... | | | | Status is when the President calls you | | in to discuss a | | | | problem with him. | | | | Uh, that still ain't right... | | | | STATUS is when you're in the Oval | | Office talking to the President, | | | | and the phone rings. The President | | picks it up, listens for a | | | | minute, and hands it to you, saying, | \ "It's for you." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;