Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / How do you explain school to a higher \ | intelligence? | | | \ -- Elliot, "E.T." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;