Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Anyone can become angry -- that is \ | easy; but to be angry with the right | | person, to the right degree, at the | | right time, for the right purpose and | | in the right way -- that is not easy. | | | \ -- Aristotle / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;